Baroquans Full Cabaret 1975

from by Robert Davidson

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The premiere performance of the story.

The Baroquans landed on Earth in the 16th century. Using strategically formed two-part Fugue teams, they mercilessly took over the entire western world by boring people to death. Their era was ended in the 17th century when the Romantics landed.

This is their story, a story of hope, music, running away, and being bored.

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Music & Lyrics ©1672, 1975, 2013 by Robert Davidson

Baroquans: Cozy Palace

Music & lyrics
©1975 by Robert Davidson


I need a place where I’ll be cozy
Where the neighbors aren’t nosy
I think I will move to someplace new


I’ve walked around for days, days & days
I fear that I am losing my ways
I need a place to go
And a place to settle into.

Strange I’m feeling worried
What a strange place

Have you heard the Baroquans
Those strange and evil aliens
Have been reported meeting in this area?

Strange I’m feeling worried
What is going on

If I were you, I’d be frightened
He is a Baroquan!

Now I’m really worried
But tell me how did you know?

I saw him on the news
They were was wearing funny shoes

Oh no! I though eh was a forest ranger
I did not know of the danger
Aliens from outer space create

He said he’s not from outer space
His story's always changing

I’ve heard rumors of a Choir Army they’re arranging.

Very very very very strange.
Bored by Them

Music & lyrics
©1975 by Robert Davidson


I’m glad that you told me
They could have controlled me
And now we must
Make sure, that we are not
Bored by Them. Bored by Them.

Boredom is their weapon
We must intercept them
Should they play their music
You sick, me sick
How can we defend ourselves?

A ray from Heaven will save all of us on Earth I’m certain
Don’t count on Heaven, that is where these monsters came from.

I hope they
Stay away

The Baroquans are on the loose again
You’d better all watch out
Their eyes have turned chartreuse again
‘Cos they’re lurking about

You can tell them by their powdered wigs
Those awful sourkrauts
and should you see those creatures, man
You’d better give a shout


Eveyone’s In Panic

Music & lyrics
©1975 by Robert Davidson



Everyone’s in panic
Pacific to Atlantic
Everybody grab an Axe!
Baroquans are maniacs!

We must not appease them
Grab their necks and squeeze them
We must listen to the facts
Regarding Baroquans attacks

Squeeze them, oohhh, what do we do?
We have Baroquans on our backs
(on our backs! get Baroquans...)


Someday I know
Baroquans will go
They’ll go away but for today
We have Baroquans on our backs
(on our backs)
We have Baroquans on our backs

I hope they
Stay away....


Baroquans: Fugue Time

Music & lyrics
©1975 by Robert Davidson


We’re Baroquans yes we are Baroquans yes we are
A race from space with no place
Aliens that torture humans
And we well have no mercy when we do
And then we will bore you bore you bore you
And then we’ve captured you you see...

..why we are called the Baroquans
We may not ever work again
And we will bore you til sundown
Because by then we’ll be run down
That’s why we never lurk
‘Cos if we do, we’d never work

...and that is why we are Baroquans...

And so you see why we are called the Baroquans
We may not ever work again
And we will bore you til sundown
Because by then we’ll be run down
That’s why we never lurk
‘Cos if we do, we’d never work

...and that is why we are Baroquans...

credits

from Attack of the Baroquans, released July 25, 1975
Music & Lyrics ©1672, 1975, 2013 by Robert Davidson

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Robert Davidson New York, New York

Robert Davidson is a composer, producer, guitarist, lyricist, and keyboarder. Here is a retrospective of a little over 350 of his music compositions in studio and live recordings including collaborations with CP Roth, Aqueous Fowle and others starting from high school including many never heard in a while demos and obscure performances. ... more

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