Wya Mya (from Tortured Munchkins)

from by Robert Davidson

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Music ©1972 by Robert Davidson, words by Robert Davidson & CP Roth

Why am I a smart kid this is really not my bag
Gezwanniy Guerner is a bore and really is a drag
None of these impotent snobs can do a thing for me
Why can't I be five foot six, I'm only five foot three
5 is x and y is z I don't have an identity, It's me!

We know what you've been up to and we know your ugly ways
We've seen you socializing and someday you'll have to pay
We think you look familiar but we cannot say from where
You just don't belong here so why don't you go back there
5 is x and y is z you don't get an identity for free

If you want to be happy, then there's a way
But my mother said, Margaret, you're to take math every day!

My mother's very happy now, and that is no surprise
I am always hiding behind a social disguise
I leave my friends on the front lawn and just to change my bag
I run inside and sneak upstairs and wriggle into math
5 is x and y is z I have a few identities for free!

Okay students, settle down, and stop this foolish game
Why do you persist to scream out Margaret is insane?
She's done nothing harmful so you'll leave her all alone
Let's do mathematics and act like nothing's known.
5 is x and y is z mathematics is for you and me!


from Bogus Noodle Prod. Music on Purpose, released March 12, 1989
Music ©1972 by Robert Davidson, words by Robert Davidson & CP Roth


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Robert Davidson is a composer, producer, guitarist, lyricist, and keyboarder. Here is a retrospective of a little over 350 of his music compositions in studio and live recordings including collaborations with CP Roth, Aqueous Fowle and others starting from high school including many never heard in a while demos and obscure performances. ... more

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